Getting Older Can be Fun – Age with Humor!



As you get older, your secrets are safe with your friends. They cant remember them either.

I would be unstoppable, if I could only get started……

“I am having amnesia, dementia, and deja vu, all at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before . . .”

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

You cant stay young forever. Thats just a theory, because you can be immature for your entire life.

I live in my own little world. But its okay — they know me here.

Forget health food. Im at the age where I need all the preservatives I can get. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

The old couples memories

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that theyre physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

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Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. Want anything while Im in the kitchen? he asks.

Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?


Dont you think you should write it down so you can remember it? she asks.

No, I can remember it.

Well, Id like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, sos not to forget it?

He says, I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.

Id also like whipped cream. Im certain youll forget that, write it down. she says.

Irritated, he says, I dont need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream – I got it, for goodness sake!

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.

Wheres my toast?

Nothing enhances the good old days more than a poor memory.


1. You believe in Santa Claus.

2. You dont believe in Santa Claus.

3. You are Santa Claus.

4. You look like Santa Claus.

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